Specifically, if you want it to be.

At the very least, they don't replace Promise chains.

Once you get it, you get it.

I'm even nerdier than I thought.

So, apparently I’ve become a curmudgeon.

I have an unnatural love of recursion.

The coolest abstraction that I'll never need to use.

The one abstraction to rule them all.

Only keep the data that sparks joy.

The Functional Programming gateway drug.